A broad-dime in 2009.
Wow. New Years was
08.12.30 Train to Seattle. Airport transport to amazing Joose-TEx frenz. Needles under the bridge(cementtrolz). Industrial-grease park on waterfront (?). Chocolate factory. Asian beer. Seattle to Bellingham. 1912 shore-home tour; complete with vintage wallpaper'd closets (vogue), french renaissance furniture, piano, several body shoots, amazing bay windows which surprisingly look out onto the ocean bay. Nite: Bar crawl. Literally, at one point. Elevator games on several stories. Metal friends. Glass hole bar. Quarters in the jute box.

08.12.31 Romp in Woodstock ranch. Chase sheep and deer. Paris Texas; elton john laquered on wood. Pioneer Bellingham - knitting, jokeshop, coffee, mexi, movie-goers adventure. RUMOURS. Funny hats. Snack bar. Dyke quote resolution "Love yo'self as much as I love you, love mom." Stuffed jacket under stage, tinsel stash. Met blonde queen from local Bellingham fag rag. Back to woodstock ranch to have a ghost haunting during attempted stick-it-in session.

09.1.1 Train to Portland. Woman in booth cracking jokes @ 8:30a.m. Mitch eats burger on train. Holdin and Sarah eat Macaroni. Salad has tasty croutons. Welcome to Fabulous Portland. Delicious asian-tai foods on 23rd. Nighttime rose gardenz. Magic exploding car-tour; powell's books, big pink, gay bars. House partie! Paint: get stoop'ed. Furbies. Shake those tits & those dicks. John Waters Polaroid.

09.1.2 Wonderland ARcade (thanks to family pass from the burthday club); skee-ball, party poppers, clowns. Sloppy wet Pizza. Mermen. Darcelle VX. Male strippers. Gynecologist. Tube-rs. Bitch crushes my foot with her heal. Lost keys. Knock on Tube-iz door, like emerald city rejection. Phone call. Return to Tube to fondle an Armani model, check'd id-several tmz. Straight love. Montage. Spicy Macaroni. Bring brotime, Ryan, home.

09.1.3 Hawthorne adventure: perfume shop, house of vintage. Soup timez. Mt. Tabor romp to see the city. Dot's velveterium. Service bar across the street with pinball (Clinton Street Pub). Walk out on RokyHPS. Appearance at the Egyptian Club. Fry Cart; poutine & pesto mayo. Bung-hole delicious rootbeer infused jager treats. Empty Holocene (hoooolllow). Delivery mission from Fry Cart to Voodoo donuts. Divine abuse in Polyester. Sleep.

09.1.4 Hawthorne Cafe. Vomit paintings. Good bye Texas shnuggles. Grotto. Stained glass church reliquaries. Attempted illumination for tree in bondage outside, no luck.
09.1.5 Fringe Christmas Lumber Jack
09.1.6 Reporter show.